Finalized summer tour dates, more album cover sneak peaks, onboarding Thumper to Substack, and more

This is Ty… coming at you live, somewhere out in the outer reaches of Galaxy Proctor 5 nearing the Ondon Galaxy. We are headed to Ondon to compare it’s frequency readings with what we are seeing in the Milky Way (the home galaxy of your Earth). Comparison analysis teaches us a lot. Ondon has very pure frequencies, though the Reptoids have been trying hard to change that. More on that some other time.

Anyhoo. Here’s some things happening now that may interest you.

Shows on Earth.

We just finalized our shows on Earth for your upcoming Summer (July). It’s not a heap of shows, but we can’t do a lot of shows on Earth as its a very long journey for us, and if I spend too much time in your Galaxy, I rapidly age. Last time I was there I saw new wrinkles develop on my face in the course of 7 days. I have to be careful (not because of the face wrinkles, it has more a to do with the wrinkles of time).

I can say this. We are announcing all the shows at the end of this week. We will be on the road with our cosmic human country weirdo buddy boy from Montana, Izaak Opatz. His music feeds the Glurpulator with good sound energy. He’s a real good human. The shows will be in United States of America, USA, Earth.

Stay tuned, more on this later this week.

Sneak Peeks of Album Art by Mark Rogers

Maybe you’ve heard of Mark Rogers. If not, he’s a renowned oil painter who creates otherworldly works of art. He’s human, as far as we know. Our album cover (and back) is currently on his easel. Yesterday he shared another sneak peak on his Instagram.

Here you have some zoomed in progress shots.
You’ve got Zorgoff of the Reptoid alien race being shady AF.
You’ve got Glarzak redirecting the divine light of the alien priestess Zeob.

Then you have little ol’ me smoking a Lucky Strike and pointing at something (you’ll see later), standing next to her greatness Zeob, who is projecting a message from her third eye.

Mark is telling a story with his art here. It will make more sense when you see the whole thing.

Onboarding Thumper to Substack

Thumper is a bit of a Luddite, but we are working on getting him into Substack so he can regale us all with his outlandish tales. I’d be lyin’ if I said I wasn’t a bit nervous. He’s a wildcard.
Expect to hear from him on here in the next couple weeks.

Ok, that’s all for now.

Stay strange.

Ty